Saturday, June 19, 2004

My very own coconut man

DCP_7376

Heres the chat

took no more than 10 minuts i swear

WHOZ THE FUCKIN DADDY


mizzunderstood365: i'd love that
m1958_howudoin: hello
mizzunderstood365: hiya
m1958_howudoin: u live in London?
mizzunderstood365: yes hun
mizzunderstood365: u?
m1958_howudoin: no. just visiting overnight for a meeting in the centre on Mon morning
mizzunderstood365: oh right
mizzunderstood365: where r u from then
m1958_howudoin: west yorkshire
m1958_howudoin: very nice profile pic
mizzunderstood365: not bad
mizzunderstood365: thanks babe im nicer in real by the way
mizzunderstood365: lol
mizzunderstood365: what do u do ?
mizzunderstood365: im sorry whats ur name? I'm sasha
m1958_howudoin: I'm Andrew
m1958_howudoin: I am a building surveyor. what do u do?
mizzunderstood365: I'm a student in London
mizzunderstood365: been here 2 years now
m1958_howudoin: what r u studying?
mizzunderstood365: originally from Charlotte, NC
mizzunderstood365: Media communications
m1958_howudoin: a smart young lady I see
mizzunderstood365: so andrew what do you look like then?
mizzunderstood365: do you have a pic of yourself?
m1958_howudoin: two heads, three arms, five eyes - u know, the usual gnome lol
mizzunderstood365: lol
m1958_howudoin: let me find a pic for u.
mizzunderstood365: great
mizzunderstood365: thx babe
mizzunderstood365: how old r u by the way?
m1958_howudoin: 46
mizzunderstood365: single?
m1958_howudoin: no. am married
mizzunderstood365: 46......... building surveyor.....u must be loaded!?
mizzunderstood365: married and looking, i see
mizzunderstood365: not that i mind lol
m1958_howudoin: lol
mizzunderstood365: says ur behind a firewall?
m1958_howudoin: http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/msgr/m1958_howudoin/.tmp/DCP_6175.JPG?ms1zKPCBKNQjQGfN
m1958_howudoin: I have just got broadband and it has some sort of firewall I havent mastered yet
mizzunderstood365: doesnt work
mizzunderstood365: try again babe?
m1958_howudoin: try that addy - I just uploaded it to there
m1958_howudoin: any luck?
mizzunderstood365: nope
mizzunderstood365: nothing comin up
m1958_howudoin: ok, I'll try again. may I add u coz I am gonna have to reload yahoo coz it has frozen - I am typing and cutting/pasting from notebook
mizzunderstood365: brb just a sec
m1958_howudoin: ok
mizzunderstood365: can u mail it to me?
m1958_howudoin: yes . wots your address
m1958_howudoin: email address of course lol
mizzunderstood365: lol sorry i was on the fone
mizzunderstood365: sasha.nymph@gmail.com
mizzunderstood365: dont ask lol
mizzunderstood365: my ex created that for me
m1958_howudoin: ok. hold on a min or two while I send (wasnt gonna say a thing lol)
mizzunderstood365: lol
m1958_howudoin: sent - from snakesalive46
mizzunderstood365: wait
mizzunderstood365: how do i know thats really u
mizzunderstood365:
m1958_howudoin: ok - if I am not your taste, please say
mizzunderstood365: u got a cam right now babe?
m1958_howudoin: lol - I could also say that about u lol. no, cam wouldnt be good as wife wud wonder what I was doing lol
mizzunderstood365: lol not even a digital camera right now? i wanna see wot u look like right now
m1958_howudoin: if she goes to another part of the house I could briefly cam tho
mizzunderstood365: is she in the same room?
m1958_howudoin: I could sort out a pic now - yes
mizzunderstood365: iv got more pics so u dont need to worry about me hun
m1958_howudoin: its a big room
mizzunderstood365: they'r a bit explicit so u'll have to be on ur own to look at em
mizzunderstood365: lol
m1958_howudoin: ok. let me see plz
mizzunderstood365: ok i need to know its taken right now so hold up a sign with like......
mizzunderstood365: something on it
mizzunderstood365: actually
mizzunderstood365: write I'm Coconut man and hold it up
mizzunderstood365: and i promise i'll turn my cam on for you
m1958_howudoin: ok - will do
mizzunderstood365: by the way u look young for ur age babe
mizzunderstood365: or is it just the pic
m1958_howudoin: lol good question. thats about 2yrs old I think - I just wear well lol
mizzunderstood365: lol i always like a man with class
m1958_howudoin: may I add you coz I had better turn yahoo off while I do the pic in case 'eyes' go to the puter while I am away
mizzunderstood365: sure babe
mizzunderstood365: remember to hold up that sign
mizzunderstood365: I'm coconut man
m1958_howudoin : so, Coconutman huh? I'll be gone a short while
mizzunderstood365: thats it babe
m1958_howudoin : see you in a 5-10mins. bye for now xx
mizzunderstood365: ok hun i'll be waiting
mizzunderstood365: u back hun?
m1958_howudoin : just
mizzunderstood365:
m1958_howudoin : just sent my coconut pic
mizzunderstood365: I'll check baby
m1958_howudoin : okie dokie
m1958_howudoin : looks like I have a double chin - tried to get at arms length lol
mizzunderstood365: lol wait
m1958_howudoin : ok
mizzunderstood365: aww thats perfect
m1958_howudoin : even with the stuble huh? lol
mizzunderstood365: whats your number
mizzunderstood365: what time will u be here
mizzunderstood365: tomorrow
m1958_howudoin : the train gets to KX at about 15.30 I think - I will look in a few mins. so I will be at the St Giles Hotel a wee while after that
mizzunderstood365: I can't tell u how excited i am now
mizzunderstood365: im gettin wet
m1958_howudoin :
m1958_howudoin : how about turning your cam on plz
mizzunderstood365: wait
m1958_howudoin : ok
mizzunderstood365: just a sec babe




OH god I feel Terrible now

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's amazing the things people will do on the web. It just shows how easy people can be manipulated when it comes to sex. This is funny as f*ck!! Can you imagine the shame when it comes to light that you have been had?!

19:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BDBD1905: Well done mate, let's track the c*nt down and show his missus!

20:22  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unbelievable - wife in the room.

Unbelievable II - he thought that he would score.

20:28  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, who's going to inform the hotel of an imminent visit by a sexual predator?

22:40  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've just pissed me pants. No joke.

23:32  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

if any1 of u have blogs or websites, post a link for this and then let us know over at the forum.

23:32  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats the best Coconut man yet. Wife in the gaff and all. Get him in the coconutman hall of fame.

00:45  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The legend that coconutman has become in such a short time is unbelievable. Someone should really record the F365 thread for posterity purposes.

05:27  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

keep spreading the word YNWA!

i'm still suffering from having seen an earlier guy post a pic of his penis with the coconut sign beside it... !

12:49  
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