Jagjamesh - Best of Borat Quotes
"I want to do a romance inside of you."
"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."
"If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."
"Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog."
"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."
"We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle."
"We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings."
"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."
"I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."
posted by Dirty Dan at 4:15 PM
10 Comments:
Yekshimash, Do you have a big khrram? Can I touch?
In my country i had a job where i make pig have a sex explosion
can i see your vageen
is this house safe from the man with the chocolate face ?
back in my country i suffered a gypsie attack
I make a smell. It smell like a shit.
In my country, they say " There is God, then man, then horse, then dog, then woman, then rat."
Jagjamesh.In U, S and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide. Before American woman will allow you in her vagine, you must do something called dating.
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Wow, is this post ever a SCRAPE.
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