The 'F word

Top 10 times in history when the use of the "f-word" was appropriate.

10th - "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso,1926
5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton