Some newer jokes
A young boy passes by a group of hookers every day on his way home from school. The hookers always wave at him with their pinkies and say, "Hi there, little boy!"
One day the boy stopped and asked one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. "Well," replies the hooker, "that is what size we imagine your penis to be. It's just a joke!"
The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The boy stops, throws his school books to the ground, sticks all of his fingers in his mouth, stretches his lips really wide and mumbles, "Hi there, ladies!"
------------------
"In English," the linguistics professor instructed his class, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
"However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah. Right."
One day the boy stopped and asked one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. "Well," replies the hooker, "that is what size we imagine your penis to be. It's just a joke!"
The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The boy stops, throws his school books to the ground, sticks all of his fingers in his mouth, stretches his lips really wide and mumbles, "Hi there, ladies!"
------------------
"In English," the linguistics professor instructed his class, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
"However," he pointed out, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah. Right."
posted by Dirty Dan at 5:59 PM
5 Comments:
newer? u just crawled outta ur hole didnt ya dude? :|
Lucy - shut ur gob :)
just posted a comment on gooseys blog saying i aint tellin ya how to skip the local proxy. lesse see who they vote against, u or me :D haaaaaa!
Goose is in London, lucy. He posted a complaint with Etislut as his site got blocked here in Do-buy last week.
i figured that. i said i was at gooseys site. remember i can browse em blocked sites. and hmmm... i'll tell ya etislut will slam the pics goosey has on the blog as their reason... and u be careful kiddo... they'll prolly block you off for the same reason :D :D
Post a Comment
<< Home