Guns vs. Women

Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns to Women...
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1.You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
2.You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
3.If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probarbly let you try it out a few times.
4.Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for backup.
5.Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6.A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7.Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8.A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
9.A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
10.You can buy a silencer for a handgun

From the brilliant Badger's Bastion