Saturday, April 23, 2005

Guns vs. Women

Top 10 Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns to Women...
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1.You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
2.You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
3.If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probarbly let you try it out a few times.
4.Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for backup.
5.Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6.A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7.Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8.A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
9.A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
10.You can buy a silencer for a handgun

From the brilliant Badger's Bastion

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirty Dan at it's best.

16:08  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

:) Badger's got a cool site check it out

17:58  
Blogger dan said...

Coooeeellll

22:58  
Blogger BaptizedLucifer said...

they had something similar for women a dcambuters too yeah? lol

01:07  
Blogger cedia said...

LOL! Those are priceless!!!

08:10  
Blogger Badger said...

Thanks for the props evild.

18:31  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a woman can't stop you from being robbed

01:58  

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