Metro is OUT

Did anyone of you watch Ali G interviewing David and Victoria Beckham for Comic Relief? That was probably one of the most hilarious interviews he's ever done (The man's a LEGEND).

"What's the name of that dress that you wore?" He asked Becks.
"Sarong," Beckham replied.
"I know it was so wrong but what was it called?" - AliG

And the best was when he said to Becks "Just 'cos this is Comic Relief doesn't mean you should speak in a silly voice."

Oh fuck it I'll let you hear it. Download MP3 (7MB)

Anyway, back to metrosexuals. I found this on Badger's Bastion.

You might be a metrosexual if …
• You use more than three words when ordering your Starbuck’s,
• You’re still into rollerblading,
• You put on cologne to go to the gym,
• You have an Armani Exchange or Banana Republic credit card,
• You Tivo Sex in the City and/or Will and Grace,
• You watch Friends with a note pad,
• You have panic attacks (look, either have a real heart attack or cut the crap. That feeling you’re feeling is not death; it’s called responsibility and most everybody feels it. So … suck it up, drink a Guinness and get a life),
• You shave any part of your body except your face or skull,
• You buy your shampoo at a salon instead of a grocery store,
• You take more than two, that’s two, minutes to fix your hair,
• You think Ben Affleck, Colin Farrell, and Orlando Bloom are really, really good actors,
• You think you have a feminine side to get in touch with, and/or
• You must have Evian and only Evian for hydration (Hey, thongmeister. What’s Evian spelled backwards? That’s what you are).
Metrosexual is OUT!!!!

Thank God for that! For a moment it seemed the nancy-boys were about to take over.