This is supposed to look like me.

Well the hair and specs are the same... they didn't have the exact kinda goatee that I've got but this one's kinda close... the nose is a bit fucked up though. Close enough. Checkout this website, it lets you create an animated avatar and embed it onto your webpage. The best thing is, you can record your voice and the avatar thingy will speak and say wotever you want to say.