Wishful Thinking

I've fallen for another one of those thingys doing rounds on blogs - Sarah's put me in the shit this time. Thanks babe.

Basically, I have to choose any 5 of the sentences below and complete them. Then all I gotta do is nominate any 3 bloggers to do the same.

Sounds simple? Well it fuckin aint.

Here we go.

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…

Now, here's the five I've chosen and completed.

If I could be a farmer… I'd grow weed innit! as if I have a choice!
If I could be a scientist… I'd make myself a little robo-man who would get me beer and fags from the shops whenever I run out. Or find my TV remote for me.
If I could be an athlete… I'd be a footballer and work my bollocks off to get into Liverpool's first team and then score the winner at Istanbul on May 25th.
If I could be an astronaut… I'd invent a new term 'The Miles high club' as opposed to only a 'mile' high.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure… It would be Queen Rania of Jordan. I'd love to give her one.

Now for the interesting part. The bloggers I'm gonna nominate for this, are:
Badger
The Goose
The Prettiest Star
And these were chosen at random - So I do apologise but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.