Shortest Books written by Footballers

"How to be faithful to Your Wife" - By David Beckham
"What I know about everything" - Wayne Rooney
"How to control your anger." - Lee Bowyer
"How to run a successful football club" - David Sheepshanks
"How to play free-flowing football, and not hoofball" - Joe Royle
"How to be good to your liver"- George Best
"David Unsworth" - The Villa Years
"How to hit a Donkey's arse with a Banjo" - Mateja Kezman
"How to win the League on the last day of the season" - by Martin O'Neill
"The all embracing world of a multi racial world" - Ron Atkinson
"Tthe book of wonderful witty one-liners" - Kieron Dyer
"How to take a joke" - Jason Lee
"The Secret to a Happy Marriage" - Paul Gascoine
"Managing My Wife" - George Best
"Lose with Dignity" - Jose Mourhino
"Evertons Map of Euro Success 05/06" - David Moyes
"How to make friends and influence people" - G Souness
"My popularity at Arsenal" - Gus Cesar
"Adapting to Change" - Jacques Santini
"My goals for Arsenal - now with dvd with bonus material" John Jensen
"Brotherly Love" - John Fashanu
"Davor's Guide to Shooting" - Davor Suker
"How to Pull Women" - Robin Van Persie
"European Nights: A Tactical Masterclass" with Arsene Wenger.
"How to Retain the League Title" - Arsene Wenger
"Penalties under pressure" - Gareth Southgate
"A guide to Newcastle" - Silvio Maric
"How to eat an apple through a tennis racket" - Ronaldo
"The importance of sportmanship" - Roy Keane
"My Tactical Know-how" - Kevin Keegan.
"My Friends" - Lee Bowyer
"The Gropes of Wrath" - Robin Van Persie
"My Life" - Marc Vivien Foe (sorry, sorry and sorry)
And the BEST of ALL
"Evertons Champions League History"