Saturday, August 06, 2005

Official: Big Feet = Big Cock



NOW we’re not pulling your leg lads — but girls CAN tell the size of your willy just by looking at your feet.

In a giant step for manhood, sorry mankind, scientists confirm the old wives’ theory that a bloke’s foot size is directly related to that of his todger.

And the Moscow University team has even come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.

So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fella’s old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.
With that, Dirty Dan would like to annouce that the actual shoe size that fits moi is sie 12.
Never been prouder of that fact.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing you mean divide by 5 and then multiply by 2!

Surely it would be easier to say if your shoe size=length? Although it might make the Euro's a little "cocky" bragging about their size 40's! (they'd have to -15 first, remember they use the metric system).

The other interesting thing is the yanks shoe sizes are always ½ size larger (size 13½ US = size 13 UK - my size :D ). Guess they're always trying to find a competitive edge!

Also what about the girth? I'm wide-footed an "H" in the UK ("EEE" in US) - that's always seemed to interest the ladies more!!! :D

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult

22:03  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

interesting......! So I'd gain an extra half inch when i travel to states!?

17:09  
Anonymous Mr India said...

you have made it pretty clear measuring in cms.So why worry about difference in shoe sizes???

And your formula is accurate with my feet and private's lengths.

18:39  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well i have UK size 16 feet so i'm happy :D

23:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is not always the case... Tony Robbins wears a size 16 shoes but is barely 7 inches. What a disappointment.

19:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds kinda right
alough it sed i would be 6.5 inches after i converted it to inches and i no im 7

theres bound to be some incorrect results

03:10  

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