Post your Chinese (or any other) proverbs here!

Slitty Eyed Ronaldo - incredibly racist I'd have thought!

Confuse-us says:
- Man who go sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
- A standing nail will always be knocked down
- Man who do no work on Monday will get P45 by Tuesday.
- An unwashed cock always leads to a cheesy smell.
- It is good for girl to meet boy in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl.
- Man who walk through airport turnstyles sideways is going to Bangkok.
- A man who takes a dump behind a bush, should not wish himself to be seen, but when he is seen he should be calm.
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
- Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence.
- Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
- Man with hole in pocket always feel bit cocky.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.