In search for better P0RN

Since a lot of pornography is shit, I would like to make a few
suggestions to the porn producers of North America:

1. Enough with the female degradation already! That
   exploitative nonsense of calling the woman a whore and a bitch
   during sex is really offensive, as are those slapping,
   hair-pulling, and choking moves common to "raincoater"
   porno. Exploitative garbage such as Max Hardcore's shit movies
   merely give Bible thumping sexual puritans an excuse to make hasty
   generalizations about the entire porno industry.
   
2. There are three classes of porno: the raincoater sicko crap
   (see point #1 above), the mushy quasi-softcore porno which is meant
   for easily offended women (yawn), and hardcore but inoffensive
   porno. Decent porno isn't dull like the softcore stuff, it is
   watchable by men or women, it can be kinky or even raunchy
   but it doesn't engage in female degradation, the director knows how
   to use a camera, and the audio/video quality doesn't suck. For
   examples of decent porno, see the bigger-budget European porn,
   especially the films directed by Marc Dorcel.
   
3. Never spend more than 5 seconds at a time on a close-up of
   genitals during sex. We're trying to watch people having sex, not a
   damned anatomy lesson. There's a lot more to sex than genitals
   slapping against each other, but you wouldn't know that from a lot
   of the pornography out there.
   
4. Show us why the people are having sex! Silly fantasies
   about the naughty nurse or the female speeder who tries to convince
   a cop not to give her a ticket are cheesy, but they're still better
   than simply starting a sex scene with two naked people who are
   already going at it.

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