Crouch not awarded goal against Everton.

Peter Crouch was, once again, in the midst of goal mouth confusion this evening as Liverpool ran out 3-1 winners against Everton, in the Merseyside Derby.

Leigh Canaesee, of the press association, who previously denied 2 of Crouch's goals had the following to say:

"When Crouch rounds the 'keeper, you can see that he [the keeper] clearly brushes a blade of grass which in turn brushes another blade of grass, which itself then spins the ball in the opposite direction it was going to. It was clearly going to be a goal kick as the ball was about to go out."

Peter Crouch made the following comment himself:

"Are you kiddin'? Seriously hasn't this press association seen me in the last 2 games? 2, yes TWO, yellow cards... wait 'til I get my hands on this Canaesee fella'"

Steven Gerrard and Djibril Cisse completed the score, whilst Beattie scored for the blueshite... erm, I mean Everton.

Match Report

Watch the goals:
Peter Crouch
Steven Gerrard
Lord of the Manor of Frodsham, Djibril Cisse