Can I rape you later?
New laws have come into effect in Britain, whereby you would have to get a YES from a girl before taking her to your place. And yes, that does the woman will actively have to say 'YES' to sex.
I was thinking along the lines of:
"would you consent to sexual activity later on in the evening?"
But it looks like the government would like the public to be even more specific:
"Excuse me, I know you've only just got to the the party and I haven't spoken to you before, but I was hoping I might be able to engage in sexual activity with you later. Would you consent to some heavy petting, where I will doubtless give you a drunken fingering, followed by you performing oral sex on my erect penis and possibly me returning the favour by using my tongue to stimulate your clitoris. Following that I would like to insert my swollen porksword into your moistened and welcoming vagina and thrust it back and forth until I ejaculate semen into your receptive canal. Would you consent to that? Can I get your signature on this piece of paper?"
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