Provide chelsea for their next excuse for not winning a game

Well, we've had 'the ball wasn't over the line' against Liverpool last season, Maureen's 'we haven't been beaten 11 v 11' against Barca and now 'we should have been awarded an illegal goal' against Fulham.Show as much imagination (and lack of class) as you can muster and provide them with the excuse they can use for their next defeat.

Here's a few contributions from the F365 forum

"I wanted to play my best striker, but can't because he's been found out to be a cheat and is fucking useless if he can't do that"

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"If you look at the phrase "Premier League", there is an A for Arsenal, M for Man U and L for Liverpool. It's a conspiracy that there is no C for Chelsea".

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Its not excuses, its the fact we're playing against 13 men every time we play and no one else can see the conspiracy that surrounds the refering decisions!

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Crooks: So another defeat then Jose..
Mourinho: Nope, we didn't lose today. It didn't happen
Crooks: err what...you did lose it was 2-1
Mourinho: Nope, I had my eyes closed the whole game and if you don't see something happen it doesn't
Crooks: excuse me?
Mourinho: Didn't you go to school. Everyone knows that.
*goes and sobs in corner*

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Shreves: So Jose, your thoughts on the Goal..
Maureen: It was not a goal..
Shreves: but the ball crossed the line and the net bulged
Maureen: Maybe, maybe, but you can not count it as a goal..
Shreves: But the result was 1-0
Maureen: But we will appeal, their players surrounded the Ref, and 1 of their players was rolling on the ground like he was shot by a sniper, plus before the ball went in there was a handball, the guy jumped up with his hands out streched like in crucifiction.
Shreves: But Jose that was your players.........

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Shreves: So Jose, your thoughts on the Goal..
Maureen: I can not accept we lost today, Peter told me that as he went to catch the ball, then the sun broke through the clouds and he was temporarly blinded..
Shreves: Eah?
Maureen: Up to that point, we were 11 v 11 and it was all very equal, but they could not beat us.
Shreves: Eah ????
Maureen: Could you not see, their manager was praying, how can we win when it is 12 v 11.. no I can not accept that, we did not loose today..