Some quality insults!

And its none of that regular recycled crap you get on other websites, written years ago. These are new, fresh, and contributed by the lovely chaps at f365!

Whilst looking at a gorgeous lass stood next to you at the bar
You: "Hey baby, have you ever given anyone a wank"?
Her: "I may have done"
You: "Well wash your hands and pass me the nuts"

Your Dad was in Brokeback Mountain

When your mate knocks at the door. Open it and say, 'did someone order a Cunt?'

If I throw a stick will you fuck off?

Go take your face for a shit! (put loads of emphasis in the word 'shit')

Your mum. Or in Liverpool "Ya ma' Lad!"

Thundercunt!

Hairybubbleofspunk

Son of a wankstained syphilitic motherless goat

You have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Cuntybollocks

Mongloid

Ya Fanbelt

You have a face like a slapped arse.

Thick as a ghurka's foreskin

Cardboard face

Your mother is a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

Ass-raping-kiddie-fiddler

Are you Coconutman's love child?

ShitFacedCockmaster

Cum-guzzling thundertwat!

I used to have that exact same jumper! Then i got a job.

You so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped ya mama

Speculate on their mums hairy armpits. "She looks like she has got bob marley in a headlock"

You are as good as a cock flavoured lollypop

You have a face like a dropped pie!

Your face looks like it's been set on fire and put out with a shovel

Fucknuckle

Twunt

The best part of you dribbled down your daddy's leg..................as he climbed off your sister

Turbo cunt

Turd Botherer

Sheep enthusiast

She had a fanny like a wizards sleeve

An old classic. Hold up your middle finger and say "Smell your mum!"