Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Checkout some of these weirdos



A site where random people confess their secrets.

here's some I picked out randomly.

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i just realized im bi, i havent done anything with any girls yet, but the stuff i've done with guys hasnt been that interesting to me

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My personal belief is that the negro race is single handedly ruining The United States Of America

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I like my high school lunch lady so much, I just wanna steal a kiss whenever i see her and masturbate over her hair net. It makes me horny thinking she'd use it as hair gel. She's one of those old and fat lunch ladies.

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I discovered i was gay today (i kinda knew it all along) and celabrated by watching gay porn. I jerked off a grand total of 17 times...

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I'd really like to try kicking a midget. Hard.

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i like to watch balls dangling

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18 male:
i have never
been in a fight
kissed someone i wasn't related to
seen a vagina in real life
touched a female sexualy
done drugs
had sex
enjoyed a massage
told anyone i think that they are attractive
recieved oral sex
wanted to die more

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My friend once told me a joke. It went like this. "If you went camping, woke up with your pants down, had a sore and greasy ass, would you tell anyone" - Of course the answer is 'no' in which the punchline is "good let's go camping"... Well we went camping a few weeks ago and guess what??? He wasn't joking

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I am writing this in the library computer lab, and as I was typing the above paragraph, my beautiful big-breasted Japanese woman just came in and took the computer opposite mine. Suddenly I'm embarrassingly horny. I want to know what her mouth tastes like.

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my vagina smells right now. it doesn't usually, but it has for about two days, and i hate it.

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when i was a horny teen, i masturbated on the school bus early one morning cos i got on at the first stop and noone else was on. not thinking about the consequences i had to consume my own secretions.

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this girl i know came up with a list of "things" the other day:

- poor and dumb people should die or be my slaves
- so should ugly and fat people
- abortion/euthanasia is wonderful
- child abuse isn't really abuse if they deserve it
- i hate immigrants
- i hate natives
- i hate emigrants
- girls with albino lashes should be shot
- suicide is an art form
- health care should only be provided for the rich, famous, or good looking
- the only cure for red hair is suicide
- being gifted defines who i am
- wearing/owning uggs, an ipod, a huge chanel clutch, a von dutch trucker hat, beige lipgloss, ceramic hair straightener, britney spears' perfume TRULY MAKES YOU UNIQUE
- there's nothing wrong with being an anorexic bitch
- anorexic bitches are more appreciated than fat bitches, because they take up less space
- eating greasy food is a sin
- only a male should be able to catch a ball. if you're a female and you can... then you're butch.

and she's a cutter. jenn, i hope you cut too deep one day and kill yourself.

1 Comments:

Blogger Ed said...

All hail the people who worship at the Church of Jessica Simpson!

18:33  

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