What do you call them? (we're talking BOOBS today)

Here are some common names:

Smids
Fun bags
Ya-Yas
Fiery Biscuits
Norks
Jugs
Baps
Breasticles
Gats
Jabbers
Wabs
Knockers
Chesticles
Pups
Ninnies
Bristols
Top Bollocks!
Udders
Rack
Tia Carrera
Italian Goalkeepers
Juggernorks
Bongos
Mammaries
Bangers
Wazzas
Gazongas
Kegs
Headlamps
Mancatchers
Jubblies
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Chugganoogas
Chest-Bum
Flabbers
Eric n Ernie
hooters
Yahbees
Thrupennies
Tatty Felupas
My boys
Jumper Bumpers
Belly bangers
Globes
Charlies

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