Premiership Babes

Hate to say this but the Man Utd one looks fit... The scouse one aint bad but I don't really like the shape of her shoulders... The Geordie one's got lovely tits and the best for me would be the Spurs chica.

Anyway here's some fun facts, and very true indeed

1 - Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2 - At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3 - One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet
cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4 - You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5 - Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6 - Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7 - Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8 - You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9 - Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
10 - You never know where to look when eating a banana.
11 - Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
12 - You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
13 - The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher
mum or dad.
14 - The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity.
15 - Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
16 - Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
17 - You never ever run out of salt.
18 - Old ladies can eat more than you think.
19 - There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand
or head stuck in something.
20 - The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned
plug.
21 - People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
22 - Bricks are horrible to carry.
23 - In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.