Ali G's a f**kin LEGEND

Ali's Interview with Professor Sue Leece, director of the Centre for Gender Research

Ali: "Boyaka-sha. Check dis. Today we is talking about women. I is
with none other than Professor Sue Leece. She be director of the
Centre for Gender Research and we is going to talking about
ladies. Now, one in two people in the country is a women, so we
has got to know about this... Women. They is important aren't
they?"

Sue: "They indeed are, very important, as important as men."

Ali: "Which is better? Man or woman?"

Sue: "Well equality is not about being better."

Ali: "But which one is better?"

Sue: "Neither is better."

Ali: "But one must be just a little bit better."

Sue: "In what respect?"

Ali: "Like, you know, in the way that something is worse and something
is better."


Ali: "Do you think there will ever be a female Prime Minister?"

Sue: "Well there has been one."

Ali: "When?"

Sue: "Margaret Thatcher."

Ali: "No she wasn't a Prime Minister. Do you think another woman will
be allowed to slip through?"


Ali: "Do you think a women should be able to have any job?"

Sue: "I think yes, I think they should be able to have any job."

Ali: "But would you feel safe though if you knew a women was flying
your plane."

Sue: "Why wouldn't you feel safe if a woman was flying it? Do you feel
safe being driven by a women?"

Ali: "Nope. Would you not be scared though that she would start
nattering or whatever, or start thinking about things and then
forget to fly the plane, or get angry with somebody?"

Ali: "A lot of boys me know is trying to get their girlfriends into
feminism, do you that is right?"

Sue: "Yes, I do actually I think it's a good thing."

Ali: "Do you think all girls should try feminism at least once?"

Sue: "Well girls today often don't realise how much they've benefited
from feminism..."

Ali: "But do you think it is right when they try feminism when they is
drunk at a party or whatever with a few mates?"

Sue: "What does 'trying feminism' mean?"

Ali: "You know, try a bit of feminism and when they is sober the next
day they get back together with their boyfriends?"

Sue: "I don't understand what you mean by 'get feminist?'"

Ali: "When they kiss a women."

Sue: "What, being lesbian, are you talking about, sexually?"

Ali: "... A'ight, for real."

Ali: "Me uncle Jamal, he says he is tri-sexual. He will try anything
sexual. What does that mean?"

Sue: "There are a lot of people, you know, who would agree that they
are... that they would like having sexual relationships with men
and with women."

Ali: "So you is saying that you think that he has done it with men?"

Sue: "Or doing it."

Ali: "Ai?"

Sue: "Um, well, it would suggest that from that... or that he is
interested in it, don't know that he would have done it. Depends
what 'done it' means."

Ali: "So you think me uncle Jamal is a... batty boy?"

Sue: "No, I don't think he is a batty boy actually, but..."

Ali: "But you think me uncle Jamal like it in both pipes?"

Sue: "I think he's probably, uh, making a joke."

Ali: "For real. So it probably a joke? It ain't a necessarily. 'Cos he
is a joker."

Sue: "Yes, I think he's a joker."

Ali: "If you called him that to his face he'd probably kill you."