Nuke Manchester!!

Another Football Joke
Two boys are playing football in the park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. He writes, "Liverpool fan saves friend from vicious animal." The boy interrupts: "But I'm not a Liverpool fan." The reporter starts again: "Everton fan saves friend from horrific attack." The boy interrupts again: "I'm not an Everton fan either." The reporter asks: "Who do you support, then?" "Manchester United," replies the boy. So the reporter starts again: "Manc bastard kills family pet"