Out of the mouth of Fans

This will be a regular feature now, as some of my co-forummers in a football forum come up with some of the most imaginative stuff on a host of subjects. Here's a selection from the past 24 hours.

On last night's game:

'If you are Chelsea, then welldone, but make the most, as you will not win a quarter of what Liverppol, Man Utd or Arsenal have. Make the most out of your win as when Abromovich f***s off you can look back at your Carling Cup with pride. PRICK! ' - wevegot4

'liverpool still have 28 more trophies then chelsea. you can always gloat about that if you like lads.' - FOREVER MAYBE

'HA HA! STEVIE O'G. apparently mourinho is holding on to an extra winners medal to give the lad when he moves south. He earned it.' - Jimmy Woo

'I'm ignoring your posts so I can't see your latest post. But I thought I'd point out that you are Kunstler. ' - SamprasTheRabbit to Jesus Smith

'you sir, are a cardboard face.' - Jesus Smith's reply


Best NON-FOOTBALL quotes:

(in reply to a question by another forummer, asking how to persuade his wife into a 3sum)
'How about some sort of forum competition? Winner gets to bang your wife while you sit there wanking. Unless you're into fiddling with the bloke also, in which case fook right off.' - WindowLicker

'britney - shes so bland. shes like ready salted walkers crisps, youll eat them if theres nothing left, but youll never buy a packet. ' - Chachi

'I've never seen the appeal of Jennifer Lopez, a plain loking girl with a big arse. ' - Shifty

'Jenifer lopez and Holly Valance, i really hate both of them' - Elecious

'Holly Valance?! You're dead inside' - Bluenewt's reply to above.