Ten things I've done that you probably haven't!
After the 101 factoids (which take f**king ages to do) here's the next geekly obsession doing rounds on blogs all over.
1. Shared an apartment with a lapdancer voted #2 on Channel 5's Lapdancing competition 2 years ago.
2. Done 20 hours of flying in a Cessna-152
3. Met and shook hands with Sportsman of the Century, Muhammad Ali
4. Played cricket with India's Rahul Dravid
5. Carried a loaded revolver for a week. Nearly got caught once when a bouncer at a West London pub wanted to check me. Never got a chance to use it though. Doubt if i would have anyway.
6. Played ProEvolution Soccer from 7-8 am once, after spending the night in a hotel room with 4 strippers. Went to work straight after that, even though i was f**ked on charlie.
7. Got kicked out of an ex's sister's house at 2am in Cannock - after she walked in on us doing it. There are no hotels open that late around that place, so we had to spend the rest of the night at her mum's place.
8. Sold a cellfone to Jay Sean
9. Had snake soup.
10. Quit Smoking.
1. Shared an apartment with a lapdancer voted #2 on Channel 5's Lapdancing competition 2 years ago.
2. Done 20 hours of flying in a Cessna-152
3. Met and shook hands with Sportsman of the Century, Muhammad Ali
4. Played cricket with India's Rahul Dravid
5. Carried a loaded revolver for a week. Nearly got caught once when a bouncer at a West London pub wanted to check me. Never got a chance to use it though. Doubt if i would have anyway.
6. Played ProEvolution Soccer from 7-8 am once, after spending the night in a hotel room with 4 strippers. Went to work straight after that, even though i was f**ked on charlie.
7. Got kicked out of an ex's sister's house at 2am in Cannock - after she walked in on us doing it. There are no hotels open that late around that place, so we had to spend the rest of the night at her mum's place.
8. Sold a cellfone to Jay Sean
9. Had snake soup.
10. Quit Smoking.
posted by Dirty Dan at 7:50 PM
3 Comments:
10. Quit smoking!
Are you sure?!?!!? I counted down to 285.7 only...lol
This point should have been on the top of the list!
sahar - thats why i said 'probably' there. Although im tempted to change it to #11 - Have shagged a bird who claimed to have slept with Sting.
Yep you're right i haven't done any of these! Should give up smoking, but will do one day!
N xxxx
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