Joke

man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer.barman pulls him his pint all the time watching the monkey.after a while the monkey leaps off the mans shoulder runs onto the pool table, picks up the white ball and eats it.Barman throws the man out because of his misbehavin monkey.Couple of weeks later man walks back into same bar and asks for one more chance.barman replies,'only if your monkey behaves'.man orders a beer, barman watches in horror as monkey leaps off mans shoulder runs over to the fruit bowl on the bar picks up a grape,shoves it in his ass,pulls it back out and eats it.barman says what the hell is your monkey up to?'man says,'well,after the white ball incident he has to check everything for size!'