Chelski buy the Premiership Title, for £250 million

There are 3 type of guys.

1 - The ones who have class and style, who attract nice women, date them or take them out and then screw their brains out. They always get the best share of women.

2 - The ones who don't have what it takes to do the above so and have never had a taste of pussy so they sulk and sulk and wank all day until they find a few quid and the first thing they do is, find a brothel, pay some auld slag for a few hours of her time and get it. And they've got a big grin on their face now cuz they think they're right up there with the big boys, see no.1.

3 - The ones who have never had a taste of it, didn't ever find some spare cash lying around either but they see no2 doing what he's done and they feel jealous. They'd do the exact same thing if they were in that place.

We had the above three types in the Premiership this season.

1 - The big boys, the one's who've had success and know what success means, Liverpool, Man Utd, Arsenal, didn't really get anywhere.

2 - Chelsea, who've never won anything since so long ago that it probably doesn't even count anymore (50 years), were 'lucky' enough to be chosen by a dodgy Russian businessman who 'invested' 250 million since his arrival (Thats almost how much Liverpool and Man U spent in the last decade) so his (now) Chelski can go and have a taste of the pussy. Sorry, I meant the Title.

3 - The Nuetrals who say that there's nothing wrong with that and that Chelski deserved it. They'll be the third type, from teams who haven't really ever had serious success and they'd love to be in Chelski's position.

Welldone Chelski - You can shag as many hookers as you like but you'll never know what its like to shag 'normal' women.




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