From Actual Performance Reviews

Actual exerts from performance reviews done at a large UK firm

1. He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.
2. I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
3. He has been working with glue too much.
4. He would argue with a signpost.
5. He has a knack of making strangers immediately.
6. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves a room.
7. He and the CEO have something in common. They've both gone as far as they can in this company.
8. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.