Saturday, May 28, 2005

Mercedes Thong Class



Another male obsession, or atleast what I've experienced, is the 'Thong'. Songs have been written on it and apparently guys love them more than we do!

Some go as far as wearing them. Victoria Beckham admitted her gorgeous husband likes to wear hers.

I actually came across an article written entirely on this subject.


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Why Men Love Thongs

Well, not only do we love thongs, but the fashion designers responsible for the belly button revolution and low-cut hip huggers really do deserve a nobel prize. Men across the globe salute you. But back to thongs, not to be confused with V-strings folks, which many men think are thongs. OK, so this may be a nobrainier, but we love thongs because they are sexy, much sexier than the traditional briefs that usually remind us our grandmas parading thru the kitchen in granny-panties when we were kids. The last thing we need to think of when we're in the mood and leering at you in your panties is our grandma.

Life before the thong was like life before the telephone. Thongs have reshaped the way men think: now we actually don't mind going shopping with you, especially if we get to go to Victoria's Secret. It's even become a bargaining chip in many of your boutiquing repertoires. However, if you merely take us to JC Penny's, with the stale fluorescent lights and disgruntled mothers battling each other over a scarf, we may have a tendency to wander toward the electronics section.

Unlike the thong, the revealing V-string which reveals about as much ass you could without going nude is for some women just a bit too slutty. Women have been known to gawk at girls whose v-string rides visibly above their jeans. Yet for men, I must confess, this is for a large majority acceptable, even encouraged. Now, why the V-string is highly effective in the bedroom, an aptly seductive tool for women to get what they want, caution must be exercised when combing the low-cut jean with the V-string, as this can cause (in most men) cases of extreme dehydration, blurry vision, heart palpitations, dizziness or lightheadedness, and most importantly, premature ejaculation.

Men are all-to-often misjudged as primarily concerned with getting your clothes off, which is not a far stretch form the truth, but this can be partially be attributed to our need to get those granny-panties off of you as fast as possible so we can get the nauseating and disturbing images out of our heads. But now, our imaginations have free reign, we're no longer worried about peeling off your panties as fast as our forefathers had been. We enjoy the the way they accentuate your sacrum's, the way they flaunt your femininity, the way they tantalize and tease our temptations. We appreciate the scintillating sensuality they suggest, the alluring sophistication that seduces our senses and the provocative proportions that they promise your physique.

However, there's a new kid on the block and it is the hotpant, (or boxie or boyshort), a cheeky throwback to the 50's but with a fresh, playful feel and coy mien. It's less revealing than either the thong or the V-string, yet boldly flirtatious and as much fun as sipping a Mai Tai on the beach while the illustrious sounds of Brazilian samba music entice you to dance in the sun.

Basically, we like it a little bit naughty and a little bit nice. While it may have been obvious, perhaps you now have a better understanding of what men see in your choice of undergarments (or lack thereof).

2 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

ow...that was insightful!

08:16  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out the Ethnogs' Original Thong Song at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMp672jY3_k

00:31  

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