Well Done Channel 4

Tom Cruise, the annoying little midget was sprayed in the face by Channel 4's crew at the premiere of War of the Worlds.

This surely aint the first couple in the world to fall in love so can they just fuck off our screens and do their kissy wissying off screen? They think we'll find it sweet? Well, I've got news for you, you muppet. It make us wanna puke. So fook right off.

I'm sick of celebs who think that they're personal lifestyles are something we're really really interested in, hence you never saw anything on my blog when they started dating, when he was acting like a retard on Oprah, or when he proposed to her in France. The reason you're seeing it today is well... cuz he's just got what he deserved.

According to BBC, the 42-year-old prick's face and jacket were drenched with water squirted from what appeared to be a microphone.

The crew was working for Channel 4, which said it hoped Cruise would see the funny side of the stunt which was for a new comedy show. What they didn't realise was, that he's a cunt.

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