Saturday, July 23, 2005

Between the lines



Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads

30-ish............................39
Adventurous................. .....Slept with everyone
Athletic..........................No boobs
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure................On medication
Feminist..........................Fat
Free spirit.......................Junkie
Friendship first..................Former slut
Fun...............................Annoying
New-Age............ ..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs
Open-minded.......................Desperate
Outgoing...................... ...Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...................Stalker

3 Comments:

Blogger Samantha said...

SHIT that's funny!! I was killing myself laughing with my male coworkers over this one. Definately too true!

03:30  
Blogger mcSey said...

lol... Too good to be real:)

22:02  
Blogger Timmy said...

You write things that are true.

22:31  

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