Between the lines

Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads

30-ish............................39
Adventurous................. .....Slept with everyone
Athletic..........................No boobs
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure................On medication
Feminist..........................Fat
Free spirit.......................Junkie
Friendship first..................Former slut
Fun...............................Annoying
New-Age............ ..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs
Open-minded.......................Desperate
Outgoing...................... ...Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional......................Bitch
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...................Stalker