Saturday, July 09, 2005

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE!



This time its about callers to tech-support. Most of this is probably ancient but its still funny.
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Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me."
Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too." [chuckle]
Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e."
Tech Support: "Oh, sorry."

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Tech Support: "Type 'fix' with an 'f'."
Customer: "Is that 'f' as in 'fix'?"

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Customer: "How do you spell 'Internet America'? Is there a space between 'inter' and 'net'?"
Tech Support: "No space between 'inter' and 'net'. It's spelled normally."
Customer: "Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?"
Tech Support: "That's A-M-E-R-I-C-A."
Customer: "I-C-K???"
Tech Support: "'A' as in apple"
Customer: "There's no 'K' in apple!"

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Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."

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Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."

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Customer: "Right, this computer's gone all crazy. It's blinking, beeping, and doing all sorts of stuff!"
Him: "What were you doing with the computer at the time?"
Customer: "I was dusting it."

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Tech Support: "Ok, ma'am, do you see the button on the right hand side of your mouse?"
Customer: "No, there's a printer and a phone on the right hand side of my mouse."

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