Saturday, August 06, 2005

Im off to have a wank



According to the BBC, Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

Excellent News for our friend badger

Meanwhile, here are some predominently British terms and phrases for bashing the bishop.

.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank
.Buffing the Banana
.Holding Your Sausage Hostage
.Jackin' the Beanstalk
.Rounding up the Tadpoles
.Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
.Spank the Frank
.Applying the hand brake
.Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
.Auditioning the finger puppets
.Beef-stroke-it-off
.Boxing the bald champ
.Charming the snake
.Checking for testicular cancer
.Choking Kojak
.Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
.Straddle your paddle
.Taking matters into your own hands
.Teasing the weasel
.Thumping the pump
.Tickling the pickle



Also, checkout the
Top 5 Songs about Masturbation from the 80s.

4 Comments:

Blogger cedia said...

Love masterbating!!!

20:12  
Anonymous scientist dan said...

well there ain't no danger of me getting it.

03:03  
Blogger Badger said...

I personally recommend polishing your pope at least once a day.

08:23  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

wise words from the maestro himself

17:07  

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