Top Ten Things learnt from Horror Movies

10. If you're searching for something that caused a mysterious noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
9. When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go it alone.
8. Do not search the basement, especially if the electrical power has just gone out.
7. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to hell.
6. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, crypt, tomb, mausoleum or any other house of the dead.
5. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
4. Stay away from certain geographical locations such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
3. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, power drills, soldering irons or band saws.
2. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
1. When you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's "really dead."