Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Joke of the Day

The class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal." The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat.

"Okay boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"
"I know, I know, it's a cat!" yelled a little boy.
"Very good Johnny. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"
"That's a dog!" piped up the same little boy.
"Right again. And what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class.

After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint, children...it's something your mother calls your father."

"I know, I know," screamed little Johnny. "It's an arsehole, miss!"

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