Joke of the Day

Two blokes are chatting at work.

One says,"i went to the cinema the other day and made a complete twat of myself. The woman behind the counter was gorgeous and i was distracted by her tits,so instead of asking for popcorn i accidently asked for cock-porn!i was so embarassed."

the other bloke says, "yeah,something similar happened to me the other day. I was about to ask my wife to pass me the salt, but instead i shouted "you ruined my life you ugly bitch."