Confucius's Wisdom

man who do business in whore house get jerked around
panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
war not determine who right War determine who left
woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
better to be pissed off than pissed on
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long
couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
man who stand on toilet high on pot
man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
woman who fly upside down have crack up
man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip
waitress who sit on lepper's lap, keep tip
secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk
man who put cream in tart, not always baker
man with athletic finger, make broad jump
man piss in wind, wind piss back
man who eat pussy, do lip service
woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink
man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger