Mrs. Santa

Santa may be an old man, but even he likes to get his groove on with pretty ladies. The old Mrs. Santa had to make way for a younger model and my god is she a piece of work. So, boys and girls, if Santa is a little late this year in delivering you your presents the reason is he is trying to get his leg over with the new and improved Mrs. Santa. I know what I’ll be putting on my X-mas wish list next year and it involves the words ride, but not sledge.

Thanks to Coolios