Wednesday, December 14, 2005

This one will get in your head.

Hello to all and sundry, hope all is well for you.

The season has taken a turn and we are looking pretty damn good. There is absolutely no reason why we shouldn't have a new shiny piece of silver for the cabinet by Sunday - fingers crossed.

Once again, on one of my whistle stop tours of cyberspace came across this catchy little tune that made me laugh, so enjoy. I'm off to try and kill some time (and probably brain cells) in the intervening spaces till the footie.

Anyway, till then here's a little joke for you (Thanks Dan):

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.


A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.

The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding.

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.

"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f *ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already."

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