FAQs

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually take time to search for a golf ball.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. the same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What does Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight Seal.

Q. what's the difference between "oooooh" and "aaaaaah?
A. About three inches

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well hung.

Q. What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A. About 45 lbs.

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. About 45 minutes.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.

There are many more but they are all "xxx" so i will close for
now.... oooohhhh so you really want to know? o-k

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, and eight inches is rare.

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