Women Jokes

Why do women wear perfum and make up?
They're ugly and they smell.

Why do Women have Periods?
They Deserve em.

What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina?
The woman.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?
Nothing. She has already been told once.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.