Damn Lighbulbs

how many man u fans does it take to change a light bulb?
100,001, 1 to change it, 100,000 to buy official light bulb changing t-shirts, the dvd, the car sticker, and a giant foam hand.

how many arsenal fans does it take?
cinquante neuf

how many chelsea?
none, the special one has light shining out his arse.

How many west ham fans?
None, they just put out those flies that glow up, in a attempt to cheat the system, and rest their lightbulbs.

How many west brom fans?
30,000 running on hamster wheels to generate electricity in their backwards world, and 1 to put the light bulb in with his 12 fingers

How many arsene wengers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, he didnt see it

How many west ham fans does it take?
None, because if there was at least one west ham fan around a light bulb, it's fair to say they'd smash it on the ground, pick up the half light bulb and stab you with it.

How many evertonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
250,000. 1 to change it and 249,999 to blame liverpool fc for the lightbulb going out in the first place. bitter cunts.

How many villa fans?
Irrelevant, because they're just sitting in the dark, moaning and whining, and chanting for the electrician to resign.

How many middlesborogh fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
there are middlesborough fans?

How does jose mourinho screw in a lightbulb?
he just stands there with his arm in the air while the world revolves around him.

How many jose mourinhos does it take to change a light bulb?
we were the better team. the best team didnt win today.

How do Liverpool FC change their lightbulbs?
They leave it to Crouch, he is good in the air you know.

How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to drive him back to Surrey.

How many Chelsea fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll just buy a new floodlight system.

How many Orthodox Jewish Spurs fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
"change?"