Only England players have metatarsals?
The curse of the bastarding metatarsal has struck again.
Four years ago it was Beckham at Japorea 02.
At Euro 2004 it was Wayne Rooney.
It looked like this year it would be Michael Owen, only for him to have made a recovery (sort of, anyway).
But no, as if that wasn't enough, Wayne f*cking Rooney, with his team 3-0 down in the last few minutes of the game, goes for an unnecessary challenge and breaks this bastard bone again, possibly taking with him England's hopes for glory.
Why is it only England's top stars that get 'em? Its the weather innit? I aint joking actually, lack of sunshine can result in less vitamin D for your body, which means your bones won't develop as stronger as compared to, lets say, someone from Brazil or Portugal.
Either that, or it is the shoes that they wear these days with less protection to make them really light?
D'you know what. Its probably none of those. Its just that the fat pie-munching blue-nosed bastard's gotten too heavy for his feet.
Four years ago it was Beckham at Japorea 02.
At Euro 2004 it was Wayne Rooney.
It looked like this year it would be Michael Owen, only for him to have made a recovery (sort of, anyway).
But no, as if that wasn't enough, Wayne f*cking Rooney, with his team 3-0 down in the last few minutes of the game, goes for an unnecessary challenge and breaks this bastard bone again, possibly taking with him England's hopes for glory.
Why is it only England's top stars that get 'em? Its the weather innit? I aint joking actually, lack of sunshine can result in less vitamin D for your body, which means your bones won't develop as stronger as compared to, lets say, someone from Brazil or Portugal.
Either that, or it is the shoes that they wear these days with less protection to make them really light?
D'you know what. Its probably none of those. Its just that the fat pie-munching blue-nosed bastard's gotten too heavy for his feet.
posted by Dirty Dan at 5:35 PM
2 Comments:
Scary thing is it just shows off the lack of depth the England team is (central defense aside).
Fowler for England?
Fowler's probably a better choice than crouch! I like crouch but I don't think he has it in him to lurk around the danger area and bury it when the chances are presented to him.
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