What wings have you got?

Red Wings
Successfully shagged a Virgin

Brown Wings
Successfully performed Anal Sex

Metal Wings
Sex with someone with a clitoral piercing. (NOT someone in a wheelchair)

Bling Bling Wings
Shagging an afro-american lady

Green Wings
Had sex outdoors

Twin Wings
Shagged identical twins

Orange Wings
Shagged a disabled badge holder

Grey Wings (Wayne Rooney has them)
Shagged a Pensioner

Triple Wings
Successfully participated in a threesome