Bless them sad blue-nosed b*stards

Cahill says: "This is such a massive game for us, our own Champions League final if you like."

"Aw, bless!" says Theo Cupier (F365), "And Evertonians don't understand why the Merseyside Derby isn't quite as meaningful for us as it used to be.

Tell you what, you keep this as your CL final, we'll keep the CL final as ours."