Dirty Knickers

Dirty Knickers lets you put your customised message on underwear - clearly a perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

Here's what we think the Premiership's great and good would go for on the pants of their loved/shagged ones...

1) Ashley Cole: 'Tap Me Up'.
2. Ruud Van Nistelrooy: 'Dive In'.
3. Wayne Rooney: 'You Can Take These Down For £45'.
4. Craig Bellamy: 'This c**** plays in any position'.
5. Roy Keane: 'Come And Have A Go If You Think You're Hard Enough'.
6. Sir Alex Ferguson: 'Whisky Here'.
7. Arsene Wenger: 'Do You Want To See This Incident?'
8. Jose Mourinho: 'Champion Lover Required'.
9. Harry Redknapp: Going Down?'
10 Paul Scholes: 'Come And Play In The Hole'.
11. Freddie Ljungberg: 'Are You Sure This Is Your Cup Of Tea?'