Joke of the Day

Three guys are walking through London one day when Satan appears. He stops them and says: Tell me, each of you, one thing that you love. The first man says: I love pizza. The second one says: I love money. The third one says: I love butt-fucking. Satan tells them that they must not do anything concerning these things for a day or they will be transported to Hell. They walk away, and they see a pizza parlor. The first man, overcome by his urge to eat pizza, runs and buys a slice. He bites into it, and poofs away. The two continue on, and come across a penny on the ground. The second man bends over to pick up the penny, and the third man poofs away.