More Simpsons quotes - from the 365 Forum

1. Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

2. Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

3. Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.P.S. I am not a crackpot.

4. Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

5. Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?

6. Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.

7. Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

8. Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

9. Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!

10. Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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