Out of the mouth of Fans :::: 2

More from the football forum.

On suggestions from some Man U dickheads that Gerrard will join them in the Summer:

'He would prefer to have rusty nails stabbed into his eye balls than go to Old Trafford. Trust me my friend it will NEVER happen!' YehButNoButYehButNo

Man U Fan: I can honestly see him going to Man Utd in the summer
Padders, Liverpool Fan: I can honestly see Jamie C assasinating him if he tried that.

Upon reading that Liverpool fans have set a new record for being the loudest (Guiness Records), 'f*** off i've had louder farts man ' - Pell