Dead Baby Jokes

What’s the difference between a lorry-load of dead babies and a lorry-load of sand?
You can’t unload the sand with a pitchfork

What’s red and silver and runs into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby with scissors

What’s worse than on ten dead babies in a bin?
One dead baby in ten bins

What’s worse than spinning a dead baby on a washing line?
Stopping it with a spade

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a spear through its head

What’s blue and orange and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands

What's pink and red and goes around at 300 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.

What’s knee-height, brown and bumps into tables?
Jordan’s Baby!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, but you have to throw it really hard

What's red and knocks on the door?
A baby in a microwave.