Monday, April 25, 2005

Women vs Motorcycles



Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than a woman
1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.

2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

15. Motorcycles don't have parents.

16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

19. Motorcycles last longer.

20. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

21. Motorcycles' curves never sag.

22. New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

23. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

24. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

25. You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

26. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

27. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

28. You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

29. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

30. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

31. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

32. You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that motorcycles are equals.

33. You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

34. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

35. You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is _really_ worn.

36. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

37. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.


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4 Comments:

Blogger s said...

a few reasons why a woman is better than a motorcycle:

you'd die if a motorcycle was on top. sure, you can ride it, but can she ride YOU?? you'd be stuck doing it missionary style for life!

a motorcycle can't blow you.

a woman can kiss you back.

you can take a woman to a club and dance with her or to a candle lit dinner.

a woman (if she's inclined) can cook for you.

a woman doesn't eat up petrol.

you don't have to wear a helmet while riding a woman.

you can get a new/different woman every day (if you're good at picking up chicks in bars).

14:54  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

i'm impressed sarah well done. Although there has been one occasion where I wished I was wearing a helmet! while riding ofcourse. and not a motorbike.

15:22  
Blogger s said...

i think i need more details regarding that one occasion!

16:46  
Blogger Dirty Dan said...

Two words - Mini cooper! I think you get the idea.

17:15  

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