Joke of the Day
So this fat Chav scum is sittin on the settee, watchin the telly. His wife, a chavette, is standing in front of the mirror, looking depressed.
She then says to her husband, 'Honey, I'm puttin on weight and I've got dark circles around my eyes, I look so ugly! Pay me a compliment to make me feel happy?'
Chav scum - 'Well you're eyesight's fuckin spot on innit!!'
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What is a chav?
She then says to her husband, 'Honey, I'm puttin on weight and I've got dark circles around my eyes, I look so ugly! Pay me a compliment to make me feel happy?'
Chav scum - 'Well you're eyesight's fuckin spot on innit!!'
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What is a chav?
posted by Dirty Dan at 7:10 PM
1 Comments:
its them who should be happy slapped. wait a minute, no, they should be bitchslapped. can't stand em!
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